Stop making junk food healthier!

I mean, really. If I want to eat healthy, I will eat healthy. But I am tired of picking up junk food for its comforting qualities to find they have reduced the amount of salt, or creme filling. Honestly people. I know what I am getting myself into. I am perfectly aware that my finals/break-up diet of a package of cookies and a bag of cheetoh's will certainly lead to an early death. Or at least some sort of health problems. But that's why I balance it out with good meals! That's why I eat apples, and bell peppers and all sorts of good stuff when I don't need my comfort foods.
Today I was really counting on the salty goodness of this tube of pringles, but they are much lower in salt content than I remember. Honestly, chips that come in a tube? Do I REALLY expect them to help me lose weight? NO! I eat them for their tastiness, not quality.
Diet, low fat, sugar free (ok, its ok for diabetics, in fact vital, but for all of us who don't have that problem...) all of it is to trick you! You want something low fat? EAT A VEGETABLE! And stop complaining about your weight and blaming it on my pringles! Take responsibility for your diet. If you eat fatty foods, you will be a fatty. You are what you eat people! And I want to be a tube of salty pringles!